My apologies in advance for a super long blog, but it takes a few words to describe a whole country and an interesting country at that. I will pick up where we left off in Vientiane, Laos. We needed to kill a day for the night bus and spent the day at Laos' only water park. The place was a little different and for the 4 or so hours we were nearly the only ones there, like we rented it for ourselves. There was a group of English speaking children taking swimming lessons for about an hour and another couple came just as we were leaving. There was about 15 or 20 staff and life guards so Melica and I felt quite safe. They had slides you could slide down with the aid of a mat and you plunged into murky green water. Later we saw a sign that said "we use ground water for all of our pools". There was also a slide that you race down chutes and they cleverly installed foam speed bumps to slow you down. Overall it was good place to relax in a somewhat dirty and typical Southeast Asian city.
We then boarded a mini-bus from our hotel to the bus station. Bus stations are notorious for illegal activity and this place looked sketchy. We got off the bus and were immediately surrounded by 6 or more touts or hassles asking where we were going. Three buses behind them said Danang - our destination. Thinking back the buses must bet paid for whoever gets on their bus irregardless of who you buy the ticket through. These guys were pushy and grabbing your arm and trying to take your bags all while you were trying to decide which bus to board and wondering if it is the correct one. We chose door #2, and i think we were relatively lucky. We were able to find a place near the rear of the bus with extra leg room and nest to a British couple and an Australian. From our bus we could see that our other two choices were filled to the max with people in the isles and 3 in a double seat. The bus ride itself was decent, quite bumpy and long, with over 22 hours of travel. The Vietnam passport control was a little weird in that we had to walk to three different stations and x-ray all of the contents of the bus. If I wouldn't have been paying attention my backpack would have been left on the conveyor belt as we drove off. We finally made it to Danang at around two in the afternoon and another traveler was getting off at the same place and i luckily asked him if he knew where he was going, as we had no idea where we were or where we wanted to go. To add to that we had no Dong (Dong is the name of the Vietnamese currency, and with such a good name we have decided it needs no snazzy nickname).

This guy was actually working near Danang and spotted us some Dong for the bus (If you were wondering how much Dong you can get for a buck, wonder no more...16,500!!). The guy also showed us a good hotel near the center, a very luck break.
Our first impression of Vietnam was "Danang where's the exit" throughout our stay in Vietnam we began to really enjoy it and yet at times really be frustrated with it...more on this later.

Danang wasn't super tourist friendly and probably not the best first stop but we just randomly picked it for its central location. We spent 1 1/2 days in Danang taking a long walk on China Beach and visiting the Marble Mountains. Danang was actually the first landing site for the Americans in the Vietnam war and American GI supposedly spent some of the free time on the beach. The beach was really quiet and stretched for miles along the South China Sea. Here we saw these fishermen getting in these small bowls that were made out of baskets and coated with rubber. They amazingly worked them through the surf and out to the open ocean for a day of fishing. One did capsize and had to start over but they all finally made it. Throughout our day in Danang the conversation included things like "Danang its hot today", "this is a Danang nice beach" and even at the ATM, I believe Melica said "Danang that's a lot of Dong".
On Friday we headed to Hoi An, about 30 km south of Danang. We took the local bus and didn't get ripped off this time as it help to keep the exact change. We got of the bus and with no other public transportation than scooters we headed off on foot. About a half an hour later we ended up walking by a nice hotel. On Friday night

we walked around the old town and market with many craftsmen and women in the typical conical hats. The town had a nice feel with a water front and little shops. On Saturday we took a half day trip to the unimpressive ruins at My Son. Some had been bombed and others were just ruins. The place was like a park and the tour included lunch and little boat ride so it was a rather nice day. Mr. Hung was our guide and gave us good information on the ruins, some of his family history (his father fought for the viet Cong and his uncle was killed in the war), and he told us about the Autumn festival that was happening that night to celebrate the full moon. There is a strong Chinese influence in Vietnam and it was very evident in this festival as people decorated the town with bright colored lanterns, lit floating candles and sent them down the canals, and kid drummers and costumed lions were performing throughout the city. It was good timing that we were able to see the festival and it turned out to be a good night. The next afternoon, after some biking around Hoi An and checking out their beaches we took took a 3 hour bus ride north to the city of Hue. We were supposed to be picked up at the bus station by our hotel but they never showed, we endured 30 minutes of touts trying to get us to their hotel. We finally ended up walking and the Hotel said they were sorry and had sent someone...sure. We had started getting a little lazy as the trip progressed, just going with the flow and the main stream tour buses, hotels and the tours themselves. I think the reason may be that Vietnam was a little more chaotic than expected.

The next morning we took the DMZ tour or former Demilitarized Zone of the Vietnam War. Not really knowing what to expect and my war history is not great I was hoping for more. The tour was a bit one sided to the Vietnamese side and so were the monuments and the Khe Sahn museum. I guess in a way it is understandable that the propaganda would be patriotic for the Vietnamese, however I just wish it was a little more factual. At one stop there were two guys trying to sell rusty dog tags and medals (not sure if they were real), I was not enjoying that. We also made a stop at the Vihn Moc tunnels, supposedly used by the civilians as transport, bomb shelters and living. We spent about 15-20 minutes underground and if you were claustrophobic this was not a place for you. They were quite small and one big American emerged from the tunnels with two big brown stains on his shoulders from where they were rubbing. The tunnels went down about 60 feet on three levels. I guess the longest someone stayed in the tunnels was 5 days. Overall it was good to see these places and hope to read more about them later. There were only a few Americans on the tour and it was just a sad and solemn day knowing that so many had lost their lives in the area where we were standing...and for little or no respect.

Hue itself had a few monuments to see around the city so we spent the next full day walking around the former palace and citadel and took the night bus to Hanoi. The night bus the same as we had become used to. Not that we are sleeping more but dealing with them better. With earplugs and an airline pillow in hand we endured the next 12 hours. (almost all Southeast Asia buses have TVs that blare terrible music, TV shows or movies and even with earplugs it is loud).
We were supposed to be dropped off at the center but like we have come to expect the operators can do what they want and you have to deal with it. Vietnam more than any other country, the people can be quite annoying (hanoiing) to the point of being pushy. My advice as I get more used to it is get a sense of humor. As I was getting off the bus in Hanoi 6 or 7 guys were grabbing at us and shoving their business cards in our faces. One guy even pinched me and I pinched him right back- In retrospect I should have given him one of the old fashioned big brother tittie twisters but I had to get my bag. On every street corner either a scooter driver or cyclo driver (bicycle taxi) shouts "Hey! Hey you! Moto!" and waves his hand at you like we are best friends that haven't seen each other in a while. I've begun to get an excited look on my face and wave gleefully back, I've also started saying "No thanks, I've seen how you drive" or "I'd rather run through traffic with scissors" Some others are more difficult to respond to and you always think of the good things to say later.
Q- "You buy me nuts?"
A-"Why would I buy you nuts?"
Q "Me pick up you?"
A- "You just try it"
Q- "What you looking for?"
A- This one had me thinking...The meaning of life? Adventure? Potato Casserole?
Q- "What do you want?"
A- I heard one British guy next to me say "I want the noise to stop!" He too must have had an overdose of Hanoi.
The best thing you can do is look blankly by them and ignore them and this can even be fun because they yell louder and sometimes follow you.
It was at this point in our trip when I knew we would have to make a decision. We had been contemplating going overland through China to Nepal, Fly to Nepal, or bag the whole thing and head to Australia. We had purchased a Chinese guidebook in Bangkok and have been toting it around checking where we wanted to go, asked fellow travelers and done some Internet research to see if it was possible. We knew the visa and permits to get into china and Tibet would be a hassle but well worth it if it can be done. After checking into our hotel in Hanoi we hopped in a cab and went straight to the Chinese Embassy. It was 8 a.m. and a large group was already gathered at the gate- we read the posted information and spoke with a helpful lady in line. She said it was her third day at the embassy and hoped that she had everything. She explained that they don't allow sandals, tank tops and are only open from 8:30 to 11:30 and even if you are there at 8 am you are not guaranteed to see anyone or submit your application. The gate opened at exactly 8:30 and a shoving match ensued for the small entrance and people were vieing for position. Melica and I just stood back and watched in morbid curiosity as tempers flared and the pushing your did to get you into position placed you into a line where you stood next to the guy you were pushing against for hours.
We got our visa applications and found out that we would need entry and exit tickets and a hotel bookings in China and it would also take 4 business days. One guy told us that we could get around the rules by booking the plane tickets and hotels and cancelling them later. We took our stuff and headed to a coffee shop to think things over. It may have been at this point where we hit a temporary traveler's wall. A night bus, the Chinese embassy, Hanoi streets and a stomach ache couldn't have helped. In the end we decided we were Asia'd out and it wasn't worth risking days to get the visa and touring China only to be turned away from traveling through Tibet. I know we could have done it but it just seemed like an extreme hassle that we weren't wanting to tackle.
I guess I can also explain my feeling at this point in time by relating it to something I learned in Economics. The law of the 5th Banana (Law of Diminishing marginal utility) The first few bananas are great, 3rd OK, 4th edible, and the 5th is almost too much. I will call this the law of the 5th Country. All of the asian temples and pagodas had turned into a web of bricks and gold paint and we were left asking what next? Over a Burger and Pasta that evening we decided to bag the great hopes of a land journey through China and fly back to Bangkok (the hub of asia) and move on to Nepal or Australia at a slower pace.
I know our earlier blog may have made Bangkok look crazy, however, Bangkok in our minds is a little puppy compared to the chaos of Hanoi.
Speaking of puppies, it is sad but true that the Vietnamese cuisine does include canines. At first we were skeptical of some of the restaurants without an English menu but we have learned the name for dog meat. We have also become more aware of the lack of stray dogs here. We read in our books and I'm sure you were wondering...dark colored dogs taste better than light colored dogs and men eat more dog that women and dog is usually only eaten after the 15th of the month. For us it really hasn't been an issue except bringing new reality to the phrases we use often like "let's stop and get a scoobie snack" or "If you can't finish that we could get a doggie bag".
Overall the food has been good, soups, noodles, rice and quite a bit of fish. Nothing to blog home about though.
After booking our flight we also booked a 3 day 2 night trip to Ha long Bay for the next day. We thought it would be good to get out of the city and re-energize and re-group before our next leg. The trip was described somewhat like the blue cruise in turkey with a night on the boat (which in Vietnam is adequately called a Junk), some trekking and kayaking. We had heard from other travelers that the trips were hit and miss and you could get on some bad ones. We prepared ourselves by getting a good cheap deal well under our budget and keeping our expectations very low. We could have organized the trip ourselves but it was nice to have everything planned out and we got to meet some other travelers. A small bus picked us up at the hotel, jammed to the isle with tourists. I was afforded the privilege or curse of sitting in the front passenger seat for the 3 hour drive. You could charge a lot

for that kind of thrill ride and scenery. I have discussed before that the Asians and Turks are crazy drivers but this was nuts. Our driver like all Vietnam drivers are in a hurry and seem to have no fear. At one point we were the inside vehicle, 3 wide on a two lane road on a blind corner. Most of the other vehicles are scooters so the horn is used to move them to the side. The horn is the most essential part of any Vietnamese vehicle and some have even modified theirs to honk ten times with one push. One time a lady pulled out in front of USA and we had to slam on the brakes, once we passed her the driver proceeded to veer her direction and almost wreck her in the ditch as pay back. I saw more crazy stuff in 3 hours than almost the whole trip combined and thoroughly regret not having a video camera as words do not do it justice. I will list a few: Scooter vs. Dump truck accident, industrial section of Hanoi, power plants, industrial waste, rows of "garment" factories, people breaking rocks with sledge hammers and loading dump trucks with baskets, crazy things being carried on scooters- 4'x6' mirror, bathtub, windows, re-bar, ducks, 10 baby pigs in a basket cage, 2 large pigs upside down and hog tied, a family of 5 commuting. On the return trip I saw two more accidents one very serious and just happened...not good. It is not rare to see people even texting and scooting, I may have also seen a woman on the back of a scooter breast feeding although I cannot confirm it.
Our trip started with us switching boats a couple of times and cruising through the limestone karsts and amazing scenery. We landed at the island of Cat Ba and transfered to the hotel for dinner. It was a nice place overlooking the bay. The next morning we got an early start with a jungle trekking/sweating trip. Most of the hikers complained the whole way and were ill prepared wearing flip flops and carrying large bags. Melica I found the hike to be nothing compared to our previous hikes in Thailand and Mt. Olympus. In some weird way with our expectations so low throught the 3 day trip we found joy in other peoples discomfort as they were so negative and complained about everything from the hike to the not sticking to the itinerary. The hike was good and ended at a good overlook of the bay and national park. That afternoon we boarded the boat and checked out some caves and we were supposed to stop for swimming but didn't end up stopping until after dark. A few of us jumped in, the water was warm if not a little unnerving as we had seen quite a few jelly fish earlier in the day. The evening turned out to be what made the trip, after dinner we hung out on the deck and watched the sunset, listened to music and swapped stories with other backpackers.
The next morning was another early one, we went kayaking around the bay in a heavy rain. We headed back to port for lunch and another exciting ride back to Hanoi.
Yesterday, our last full day in Hanoi turned out to be very good. After risking our lives at every intersection and once again being amazed at the kamikaze drivers we walked to the prison where American fighter pilots including John McCain were held during the war. It was nicknamed the Hanoi Hilton. They had a decent museum and some good photos. We also made it to Lennin park which was great for people watching. The park had a lime green pond (smelly and dirty yet people were swimming in it..yum) with swan paddle boats cruising by, old men doing strange excercises throughout the park (back arches over a park bench- toe walking backwards), We also saw about 5 weddings or wedding photo shoots as well as many badmitton games.
Today we fly out to Bangkok and have some time to reflect on the country of Vietnam. After a few periods of not liking it at all-- I think we are leaving with a feeling that the place is just very unique and like all places have gems and not so desirable areas but overall a very colorful and beautiful country. I remember seeing a sign in our first few days in vietnam and now it makes more sense than ever. I first thought it was like many asian signs that lose some meaning in translations such as "clean food good testes" but this one through translation couldn't have been more right on. It said..."Have an interesting stay in Vietnam!" And that we did...